early-sunsets0ver-monroeville:

“We promise”.

Anonymous said:

you've been gone for a while it's nice to have you back yay

Aw thanks baby it’s good to be back! :)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

gr0hl:

g-reen-da-y:

gr0hl:

when people tag their own selfies with #cute #pretty #girl #hot

If somebody legitimately thinks that they look good, why is it a problem? It doesn’t hurt you. A high self esteem is something we all need.

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car